Just don't call us the other White Stripes

Matt and I have decided to form two bands:

Guilt Muffin

and

Unconditionally Human

Guilt Muffin will be a hard rock hair band with lots of electric riffs and tons of cowbell. I will be on drums and percussion. Matt will be lead guitar. We'll both sing. Our first album will be entitled "Pushing the Bruise" named after our first single, which will also be found on that album.

Unconditionally Human will be our side project. It's an Emo band and will feature me on lead guitar and Matt on percussion. I don't know that we've named our first album as of yet, or the tracks. We're still just jamming.

UPDATE: Unconditionally Human's first album will be titled "Cream for Your Crêpes" and our first single will be "Strawberry June".

But keep your eyes glued to this site for more updates, venues, release dates, T-shirts, posters and other swag. But for now you'll have to wet your appetite with one of these.